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Viagra- New Name?


NewPicture2-10All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.



Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.   


 Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.    


 
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.   


 
 After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of

Mycoxafloppin.  
 


 Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.     


 Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage

suitable for use as a mixer.. 


It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. 


Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.   


 
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.     


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.   


This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.     


 
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The word is PARAPROSDOKIAN

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PARAPROSDOKIAN

Here is the definition:
 

"Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.
 




Ok, so now enjoy!
 

  1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level 
    and beat you with experience 
  2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list  
  3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak  
  4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.    
  5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.    
  6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.   
  7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.    
  8. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.    
  9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.    
  10. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station
  11. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'    
  12. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.  
  13. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.  
  14. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness..    
  15. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.    
  16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
  17. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.   
  18. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.   
  19. A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.   
  20. Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were. 
     

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